Now, how is that for a welcome? Just as I welcomed you to your own site, let me welcome you to myself. Wow, that UC Berkeley education really showing itself right there. I haven't dangled that many participles since I flashed those kids at the Grammar Bee. But hopefully you Sun Devils can sober up long enough to welcome our new BigXII compatriots. We have a lot of newbies coming in, immigrants to our ways of life. And I know down there in Arizona, you love yourself some immigrants. So, show them the same legally-binding hospitality you show all immigrants to your state.
I've already gotten the party started. All you have to do is join the fun!
There's no Oklahoma State site and Texas Tech won't let me start posting until Friday, so they miss out on all the fun. THEIR LOSS!
VIVA LA PAC10! VIVA LA PAC16!