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Maybe the 2016 NFL Draft didn't go how you expected it to (or maybe it did?). Either way, with it out of the way, we can now avert our full attention to the 2016-17 Arizona State Sun Devils football team.
However, before we do that, let's use a moment to take a hypothetical look (again, hypothetical look) at what the first round of the draft might have looked like if it had only been limited to current members of the ASU football team.
NOTE: This draft only includes Sun Devils who are eligible to play college football.
Take a look at who your favorite team would select below:
1. Los Angeles Rams: Manny Wilkins, QB
Jeff Fisher sees a little bit of Vince Young in Wilkins, which also means he may actually be able to finish better than 8-8 again for once. The Rams hand the card in before the draft even starts.
2. Philadelphia Eagles: Demario Richard, RB
In our scenario, Sam Bradford decides to return to the Eagles without any debate just to let them down another season. The catch is they can't take a quarterback, so with its mortgaged-future pick, Philly takes Richard.
3. San Diego Chargers: JoJo Wicker, DL
The Chargers strongly consider Orr, but they need interior (*any sort of) pass rush, and Wicker can provide it.
4. Dallas Cowboys: Tashon Smallwood, DT
Jerry Jones had planned on picking between Wicker and Smallwood by flipping a coin. Instead, his decision is all but made for him.
5. Jacksonville Jaguars: Kareem Orr, DB
Jacksonville gets the versatile defensive back it needs to solidify its back-seven.
6. Baltimore Ravens: Evan Goodman, OT
The Ravens find an immediate plug-in play at left tackle to protect their recently-recovered starting quarterback.
7. San Francisco 49ers: Bryce Perkins, QB
Chip Kelly decides to select Perkins, and suddenly Colin Kaepernick wishes he had agreed to terms with Denver.
8. Cleveland Browns: Tim White, WR/DB/RET
In this scenario, Cleveland doesn't trade down and...We're sorry, Tim. Seriously. We're really, really sorry.
On the bright side, the Browns need so much help, they choose White to step in as the immediate starter at both receiver and cornerback. Playing time won't be an issue.
9. Chicago Bears (from Tampa Bay): Koron Crump, EDGE
Tampa and Chicago do go through with their real-life trade here, and Chicago gets some much needed pass rush with the addition of Crump.
10. New York Giants: Gump Hayes, DB/RET
Why Hayes? Giants owner Steve Tisch is the producer of Forrest Gump. He can't help but think of the marketing opportunities.
11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from Chicago): Salamo Fiso, LB
The Bucs consider kicker Zane Gonzalez very strongly, but an enlightened front office member convinces them to take Fiso while noting teams never use a Day 1 or Day 2 pick on kickers nowadays...
12. New Orleans Saints: Brady White, QB
Drew Brees' prodigy finally arrives.
13. Miami Dolphins: Kalen Ballage, RB
The Dolphins waste no time choosing their new No. 1 workhorse.
14. Oakland Raiders: Maurice Chandler, CB
The Raiders add a sizable cornerback to play opposite of Sean Smith.
15. Tennessee Titans: Armand Perry, DB
Dick Le'Beau pounds the table for the young safety despite having added two in free agency.
16. Detroit Lions: N'Keal Harry, WR
Detroit decides to take a chance on a receiver they've never even seen take the field before in hopes of landing the next Calvin Johnson.
17. Atlanta Falcons: Christian Sam, LB
The Falcons land their new SAM, whose last name is... Sam.
18. Indianapolis Colts: A.J. McCollum, OG
Finally, Andrew Luck gets some needed offensive line help...
19. Buffalo Bills: Quinn Bailey, RT
Rex Ryan adds the nasty tackle to protect their prized franchise signal-caller, Tyrod Taylor.
20. New York Jets: Edmond Boateng, EDGE
The Jets address a need, using Boateng as its premier pass rusher.
21. Washington: Tyler McClure, C
Washington adds a lineman to protect franchise quarterback Kirk Cousins.
22. Houston Texans: Christian Hill, DE
Watt, Clowney and Hill — helllllooooo.
23. Minnesota Vikings: Ellis Jefferson, WR
Teddy Bridgewater gets a big target to help move the chains.
24. Cincinnati Bengals: Cameron Smith, WR
Andy Dalton may have lost Marvin Jones, but he gets a speedy target who can stretch the field as a replacement.
25. Pittsburgh Steelers: James Johnson, DB
Pittsburgh gets some much-needed secondary help and a presence to patrol the defensive backfield.
26. Seattle Seahawks: J'Marcus Rhodes, CB
While Brandon Browner's return is exciting (ha.) Rhodes is added to supplant him.
27. Green Bay Packers Jalen Bates, DL
Packers add a big, young defensive lineman.
28. Kansas City Chiefs: Malik Lawal, OLB
Justin Houston, Derrick Johnson, Tamba Hali and now Lawal will be coming after opposing passers. Sounds fun.
29. New England Patriots: Jalen Harvey, WR
Brady & Co. beat their sanctions during an in-court trial in this scenario, and are subsequently rewarded a first-round pick, along with an apology from Roger Goodell. They bring in another outside weapon.
30. Arizona Cardinals: Laiu Moeakiola, LB/S
Bruce Arians decides he's going to add a Deone Bucannon-lite.
31. Carolina Panthers: Tyson Rising, OT
The Panthers get some offensive line help to hopefully, maybe, possibly (probably not) protect Cam Newton from the likes of Von Miller in Week 1.
32. Denver Broncos: Dillon Sterling-Cole, QB
Instead of using a fan-submission draw to determine their starter each week, the Broncos start a quarterback they've never seen play. Sounds like they're Super Bowl bound again.
Editor's Note: these are all hypothetical selections and do not reflect an accurate representation of how players are valued.